Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Causes Of Early Morning Dry Heaving






polvorón small "Mom what university studied mother's career?
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polvorón," Mom says Grandma would like that the premium was a nun but says no. What is a nun?

Mom: "There are people who do not marry other people and decided to devote himself to God. When a person is married to God and man is called a cure, when a woman is called a nun. I guess the cousin says no, because There are nuns who choose to live in convents and never leave the street, are called nuns. "

She is silent.

Yesterday morning in school with her friend (which no one is offended are the conclusions of a four years)

Small polvorón: "I have to tell you a secret. The priests and nuns are a little crazy believe are married to God and the worst nuns also be dangerous because they could not lock them out anymore "

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-------------- polvorón: "Mom, Mom Anderson has bitten me"
(Upload the father into the room)
Dad: "Anderson has bitten your sister"
Ander ( hides his head). "No" Daddy "Anderson
has bitten your sister?
Ander (Hide more head):" No "
Father: Anderson, where have you biting your sister?
Ander (pointing ): "Here"

Moral: It catches before a liar than a lame.

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Today. Small

polvorón: "Mom I do not care if others speak of me, provided it is not my love affairs"

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Small polvorón his brother explaining why there are children. Small


polvorón: "Anderson, you're a kid because you penis, I'm a girl because I have a vagina, so the girls are much smarter than boys"


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polvorón: "superheroes are all layer?

Mom:" I guess if "Little polvorón
:" In a fight who would win a nun or superman "

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